Short funny funny predictions for the new year. Predictions for the New Year on pieces of paper

In the process of preparing for the New Year holidays, you need to think about how you will entertain your guests. It will be very boring to drink and eat all the time, but New Year 2018 is a cheerful and kind holiday.

You can hold fun competitions, or you can make funny and comic predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018. On this page you will find them. There will be short and funny predictions, in poetry and prose. Be sure to warn your guests that these predictions are of a comic nature.

It is best to present such predictions as follows. Write them on pieces of paper and put them in a container. Guests will take out and read the predictions.

Waiting for you this year
Happiness and peace in everyday life.

And even if the rooster is not a migratory rooster,
A great vacation awaits you!

Don't expect much from the year
Love is enough for you!

May your wish come true this year,
You need to keep your promise!

Waiting for you this year
The road is long, my friend.
You will go through it many times,
From home to work and back!

Wait for a salary increase
Or a new addition to the family!
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Fun awaits you at the beginning of the year,
And after that there will only be a binge with a hangover.
So friend, don't yawn
Improve your health!

This year will be busy
Full of things to do, worries, troubles.
To get even with them,
You will have to try!

Find time for love
But just don't pass by.

Career growth is not coming soon,
But things will go uphill!

Waiting for you on the first
A whole crowd of guests!

Those who like to sleep a lot

A year without surprises awaits again!

You will sleep through all the surprises,

Just don't blame us for that!

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

Next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.

From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms.

Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

Have a higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love madness!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles
Talkative hairdresser:
Shreds at random
And he'll cut off your ear!

We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.

"Dear Colleagues! As a friendly team, we worked for our common corporate cause, and now is the time to relax and celebrate the New Year 2017! We didn’t get enough sleep for a whole year, and even if we did get enough sleep, we didn’t have time to have breakfast. We worked as hard as we could for a whole year, and if we didn’t make any effort, it means we were still sleeping. For a whole year and every month we waited impatiently for our wages, and on that day none of us could sleep. We truly deserve a holiday! May we achieve even more victories over sleep in the New Year, and may a friendly and peaceful atmosphere reign in our team!”

Noise and bustle in our departments

They never stop talking.

The holiday is already underway

And we have a large amount of work.

Time left until the holiday

Just a little and just a little bit

So guys, let's finish

Bend your backs!

And may the year be happy

Let's dig into food

Your charm and beauty are preparing a happy meeting for you in the new year

After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will be fighting off guests all year long

Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.

If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.

This month you will have unexpected guests

It’s as if everyone has conspired - they’ll eat the refrigerator,

They'll drink all the vodka, they'll break the TV,

They will break all your dishes and ruin the kitchen.

Play the lottery this month

The prediction is that you will certainly be lucky

You just need to buy tickets, partially load them into the tanker,

And partly in two carriages, the rest - in a plane.

This month they will lure you to the dacha to have some fun

Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue

Don't believe these stories - they will force you to work there

Better sit at home, drink beer at home!

Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruples

And then the state will give you a huge apartment

Flag of honor in both hands and a dun horse!!!

This month the computer won't work as it should

Hit the motherboard hard with your fist.

If it doesn’t help, hit it with a sledgehammer, kick it on the monitor...

You will then explain to your superiors: “She started it first!”

This month the boss will get angry for no reason,

You tell him calmly, looking straight: “THIS IS THE GOAT!”

To top off the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,

Give him a wastepaper basket like a hat.

And relief will come: A question that has been tormenting for a long time

“Who will be laid off” - It will finally be resolved.

Tonight you will fall asleep at the doorstep,

Forgetting to undress and take off your shoes,

Don't judge yourself harshly in the morning:

The main thing is that you were able to wake up.

This month, decide to hijack a plane to the West,

But you can’t think of anything to scare the pilots with,

Read them excerpts from today's newspaper, -

And they will fly to any country with you.

On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend you at work,

Without wasting a minute, you call all the newspapers,

Having reported the boss's mobile phone number in private advertisements,

Let him then, the bore, know the salt of everyone entering - free!

You definitely won't be going to work this month.

Why go there in the morning when you want to sleep.

You will be forced to try and work there all day long....

By the way, money from your salary will always be not enough for you

This month you will definitely be invited to work

Ten large corporations, perhaps even a hundred

Out of great joy you will steal all the secrets

Give them away to your competitors and you will live richly!

Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss

And now everything depends on you that was not on you before,

Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.

Money can come in handy - don’t spend it just like that.

This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea

Crocodiles, cashelots, birds sing there.

The savages are dancing nearby and cooking soup here.

Go on a boat, bring your friends.

So that all the hungry natives can be fed quickly...

This month they will suddenly ask you to help with housework,

Don't go to stores - the groceries stink there,

But no one taught you how to wear a gas mask.

Don't let anyone vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -

He yells like crazy - You don't need an alarm clock.

If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,

Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously there is money there.

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There are a lot of ways to diversify the New Year's holiday. You can entertain yourself not only by watching “Blue Light” or even participating in it, but also in other ways. One of the little-used but potentially fun methods is predictions. Moreover, they can be different, even prophecies in the form of careless impromptu are relevant, although it is better to know in advance the comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in order to become the original “highlight” of the holiday program.

Classification of humorous prophecies and types of funny fortune telling

In fact, you can combine all the predictions into one common pile, but then it is impossible to even approximately guess the option, especially when it comes to the topic of the prophecy. It’s unlikely that you can continue to joke about finances if someone pulls out something about love. You can connect money and relationships in a funny way, but it will be difficult to return to the previous topic.

In total, there are several most pressing topics:

1. Love relationships and family.
2. Well-being, relaxation and health.
3. Financial sphere and working relations.

No one forbids mixing all types when engaging in general playful divination. It’s just that certain types of “fortune telling” can still be played out somehow. These could be balloons with a fortune inside, a special fortune-telling box, a magic hat or a prophetic vase. Any of these types can be played at the desired angle by making comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in a style suitable for each specific party.

There is also a special type of predictions. These are “fortune-telling” cookies, so popular in European countries. It has also caught on here, and both children and adults like this type of entertainment. This type of prediction should be identified as a separate type. But it’s not possible to put a long prediction in cookies, so they contain only short and not always rhyming phrases. Moreover, for cookies you can also use short versions of prophecies, selected on different topics, because baking for such fortune-telling is most often general, and not by type.

About love and friends, family and children

Fortune telling on this topic concerns not only families with children or just couples in love. They are suitable for single people, and also affect relationships with friends, although each person is free to choose the text for predictions in this group at his own discretion.

Prophecies in short verses

Your vulgar desire is not worthy of prediction!

Your love will not grunt, but only meow tenderly!

Your affectionate children will be better than all the miracles in the world!

The year will pass especially brightly, the novels will make you hot!

There will be a couple of bad times, but a friend’s help will help!

Don't invite your friends to drink! The girls still have to give birth!

If you are a father or mother, there will be grace for the children!

In the Year of the Pig, you will safely plunge into a sea of ​​affection!

Your love languor will become lucky!

Even if you live with your spouse, don’t forget your single friend!

Playful predictions in prose

You don’t have to be Vanga to predict a fun holiday with your friends!

Stop drinking and whining! There will be love for you, there will be!

This year of the Pig you won't have to live with the Pig!

It's hard to predict the presence of good friends in the Year of the Pig!

It’s clear children, it’s clear that there is a family! We'll have to spend more time on ourselves this year!

If you want to avoid problems with your friends, don't act like a pig! Even like a guinea pig!

Great gatherings with friends and family await you. And if the circle is small, then you will feel good and pleasant sitting in it!

Someone will find a new love, and someone will be delighted with the old one!

He hits - it means he loves, the dear ones scold - they just amuse themselves. Such high love in the bathhouse. In the Year of the Good Pig, relationships will be bright and tender!

This spring you should not miss a good chance - as a true family animal, the Pig will give those in a couple the opportunity to find harmony in relationships, as well as find love for single people.

About work, career and finances

In “fortune telling” of this type, we can talk not only about hired work and money. Here you can “predict the future” in relation to your own business or the economic situation in general, as well as about lottery winnings, inheritance or about colleagues, superiors and subordinates.

Rhyming prophecies

Good luck will come in February - the dacha remains unrobbed!

No problem, guys, everyone will increase our salaries!

Don't quit your job, friend, there are a lot of unemployed people around!

One foot, one foot two, my head started spinning! But not everyone will have this; success awaits you in your career!

If you don't need a million from a pig, make some broth!

You work until you sweat and then your work will bring you money!

Can you give me your business? So don't yawn! Calculate everything and dare, strengthen and develop.

Yes, the Pig is not greedy at all, she just doesn’t like laziness! That's how you work, that's how the money will come.

Don’t turn your nose up too much - career growth awaits you!

All your colleagues will be like family to you! They will support you, help you, and clear the way for you to get to the boss!

Playful predictions in prose

Just don’t say that you don’t need them! Of course you will have them, you will! No matter how hard you try, you'll get money.

By mastering the skills of the Chinese dummy, you can pump up your neck, but your wallet won’t swell. Learn to be first everywhere, and there will be more money.

Did you plant a tree? Built a house? In general, as you drown, so will you burst!

The pig is soft and round, so it can help get around all the sharp corners at work, it is only important to notice them in time.

Don’t believe bad horoscopes - if you want it, there will be money, a career, and recognition!

In the Year of the Pig, people can approach work in the most piggish way. Remember this and keep your finger on the pulse, then you will win.

Remember that a high position requires dedication to work. So you have to decide - you need to be a cool dude or you just want more money!

The wolf's legs feed him, and if he is still actively working in January, then he looks good compared to everyone else, which gives reason for a bonus!

Business trips, business trips, conferences and all that are necessary and sometimes useful. Just don’t forget to sometimes take a break from righteous labors!

Although now is not the year of the Horse, it is better to plow like a horse for big income. Then the Pig will not screw you over!

About health, relaxation and well-being

This type of prophecy is aimed not only at general health and weekend get-togethers. We are talking about positive procedures, and about the mood, and about a long vacation with family or alone. Also, humorous prophecies can recommend something really good for health, so you should not be offended by them, but use them as a guide to action.

Prophecies in verse

If you haven't drunk vodka, you'll be fresh and full of energy!

To get a great figure you will have to remember physical education!

You need to rest more and not drink too much!

To preserve greater strength, eat nettles instead of lard!

To feel great, go to bed with a clear head!

If you don’t drink on New Year’s Day, you can save your health!

Stop eating, drink well! Why don’t you take care of your health?

20 kilometers will help you lose a couple of centimeters!

To live without headaches, don’t drink a lot of alcohol!

To live your life smoothly, do exercises in the morning.

Forecasts for the future in prose

Even if you don’t get too drunk in the Year of the Pig, the beginning of January will reward you with good health.

Sometimes you just need to lie in the barn to eat your sides. And in order not to eat them, you need to move more.

In the Year of the Pig, boar health awaits you!

Why think about the future, you need to feel it with your strong body. Don’t overload your brain, let it rest.

You shouldn’t believe that fat people are kind - such a body cannot have a healthy spirit!

Healthy lifestyle and all that, well, don’t be a bore! Drink already!

Good health is given to withstand alcohol and food excesses.

On a festive night, you also need to follow the drinking regime. You need to drink, although on New Year's Day we are not talking about water.

Remember! A cold shower is useful not only in early January, but throughout the year!

Health needs to be protected from a young age, so you need to drink vodka to preserve your body in alcohol for long-term storage!

Fortune Cookies

The procedure for making such cookies is simple - take classic shortbread dough as a basis, add flour to it until it becomes dense and let it rest for an hour. After this, they roll out thinly, cut out circles like dumplings and put a leaf with text in each of them. Next, carefully fold the circle, trying to seal the edges loosely, and then bake it in the oven. The text of the predictions itself can be anything, although ideally short.

Forecasts for the future in verse

Stop eating everything - sweets are poison for you!

According to forecasts, on New Year's Day everyone will put salads in their mouths!

Don't eat me when you're wondering - then you won't gain weight!

Pig is happy for you, maybe you will find a treasure!

At work, so that you behave like a boss, and not an ass!

In this swine season, obedience will attack your children!

Get it till you drop, you need to work!

At work - grace, it will be quiet and even smooth!

Don't forget about love - pour more for your neighbor.

Protect your belly, don’t go heavy on the salad!

Cookie Phrases in Prose

The Pig Meteorological Center promises cloudless romantic relationships throughout the year!

Do you want to live more fun? Just smile!

The main thing is to believe that everything will be fine. Then this is exactly what will happen.

Fight a bad mood - life will definitely become easier!

In the Year of the Pig, there will be love for everyone and all that, and you will also get a lot of money!

Many people hope for love and happiness. So now is the time - everything will be!

It is difficult to promise rapid career growth, although promotion will not cost you like a pig!

To remember January, drink more tea and juice on New Year's Eve. Avoid water, vodka may be mixed into it!

Even if you are an athlete, I predict a missed workout on the first of January!

Various forms of comic predictions for the New Year 2019 are not some kind of fresh idea. The tradition has been known for a long time, although it is not so widespread, but still it has lost its relevance. This happens because such humorous prophecies lift the spirits and add a touch of excitement to the holiday. You just need to choose the form of forecasts for the future in advance in order to enjoy the most original and interesting predictions on New Year’s Eve.

1. If you take the initiative, success will follow.
2. Important news will come very soon.
3. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps well known to you.
4. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
5. Your hopes are not in vain!
6. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
7. You are on the right track! Do not stop!
8. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
9. The results of the business you have in mind may disappoint, or they may greatly surprise you.
10. The problem is not where you think it is.
11. Forward and only forward: the thing you are thinking about is right!
12. Your goal is achievable!
13. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
14. The time of doubt and hesitation has come for you. But don’t worry – everything will work out!
15. Time must pass from sowing grain to harvest.
16. Live an ordinary life, but in an unusual way.
17. Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
18. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
19. Gain comes from what you have to part with.
20. Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you consider right for yourself.
21. It's time to finish the old and start new.
22. Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
23. Finish first what you started.
24. Be patient and if your decision is right, the Universe will support it.
25. Don't get emotional.
26. Take a closer look at your health.
27. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
28. Focus on the present.
29. Don't expect quick results.
30. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
31. Trust what happens to you.
32. Reflect and do not rush into action.
33. The time has come to take action, even if it requires you to jump into the void.
34. Don’t try to stubbornly show your WILL.
35. Unexpected news awaits you.
36. Look in the mirror and you will see a charming face.
37. Tomorrow you will brush your teeth, and then your thoughts.
38. This week your wish will come true.
39. Be more careful on Thursday - an interesting event awaits you.
40. Everything will be fine! Just believe!
41. A new acquaintance awaits you.
42. Expect a surprise. Very soon!
43. All your wishes will definitely come true.
44. You will soon find your lost thing!
45. You will be very surprised by something!
46. ​​You will do a useful thing!
47. If you want to have success, you have to look like you have it.
48. The best is the enemy of the good. Don't overdo it!
49. The stupidest desire is to please everyone.
50. What we pray for, we receive.
51. The only difference between a winner and a loser is that he rises one more time than he falls.
52. In life there is the main thing and the unimportant, and we often waste our energy on trifles.
53. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
54. Do what you must, and come what may.
55. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
56. When God closes a door, he opens a window for you.
57. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
58. Never be afraid to do what you don’t know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
59. It’s better to regret what you did, rather than what you didn’t do.
60. He who stands still goes back.
61. Whatever is not done is for the better.
62. No one is defeated until he admits himself defeated.
63. Struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
64. Don’t strive to be a hero until they call you.
65. These people and these events in your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens to them next depends on you.
66. Never ask anyone for anything, especially those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
67. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
68. Evil is not what goes into a person’s mouth, but what comes out of them.
69. Do what you can with what you have where you are.
70. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don’t start anything, then nothing will happen.
71. Today the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday has just arrived.
72. There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten, you at least have two options.

Sometimes, when celebrating an anniversary or any other holiday, you begin to notice that some of the guests stop being active and just sit and relax. And here it is necessary to take measures, otherwise others will follow them and the joyful holiday risks going into the stage of half-asleep. What measures will help? Try a game called funny predictions! Short and funny predictions in verse, suitable for any holiday. For example, for an anniversary or for the new year, on February 23 and even on March 8! And all because the predictions are universal and even for teenagers and children at school they can be used with a little editing. Well, let’s not bore you, but let’s move on to the game and poetry.

Predictions in verse.

1. In the first ten days of January,
Your dream will come true.
Get ready for this event
Have a glass and calm down!

2. If you wake up at four in the morning on Saturday,
The weekend will be a blast!
You will redo everything,
After all, you will have plenty of time!

3. In summer, autumn and spring,
Everything will be fine with you.
Just wait out the winter
Sit in a warm house.

4. You wear different colored socks
And everything will be okay for you.
And if others laugh,
You can just smile back.

5. In summer you will fly to the sea,
And when you return, you will surprise your friends.
You will have a little belly,
Well, approximately, about two months.

6. And luck will soon smile on you,
And your life will take a new turn.
The main thing is not to oversleep your luck,
We have to sit and wait for her.

7. Put money in the bank,
And say it three times - so!
And then just wait
And live beautifully on interest.

8. You will have a new car,
But something will be lost from you.
As soon as you get the car,
You will find a hole in the family budget!

9. At the end of the week you,
There will be a lot to do.
These batteries are for you
May you manage to do all this!

10. Always in your house,
There will be delicious food.
Just go to the store more often,
Yes, leave there with your bags full.

11. You will be incredibly lucky!
Soon you will have the opposite.
Soon all your dreams will come true,
The main thing is to believe and just wait.

12. If you try hard,
Then everything will work out for you.
And if everything works out for you,
Then all wishes will be fulfilled.

13. It took you a long time to achieve this,
And finally you have arrived.
Friends are waiting for a big feast,
You will have your own apartment!

14. And you need to try a little,
And there is no need to be ashamed of it.
Just a little bit of luck
And soon you will have a new addition to your family!

Do you know how to play such predictions? Everything is simple here - you write down all the predictions by numbers on a piece of paper, and the guests take tickets with numbers out of the bag. When they take it out, they show or call the ticket number, and you read out the prediction under this number.

By the way!
We have beautiful templates with numbers for any similar game.
You can watch them and download them for free for your needs.

A variant of comic predictions with movie titles.

This version of the game is interesting because movie titles can be interpreted in different ways. And therefore the game turns out to be lively, and all the guests take part in the discussion. The game is played according to the following rules:
- the guest says he is waiting for me in the future... and takes out one card on which the name of the film is written. And he reads it out. It may turn out like this: in the future, a carnival night awaits me! Or maybe so: in the future... an office romance awaits me!
In general, this option turns out to be funny when guests or the host comments on what is happening.
Next, look at the list of films that are suitable for the game:
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New Year's Eve is a fun holiday that is usually celebrated in a noisy company of relatives, friends and good acquaintances. The main thing to take care of this winter evening is a hearty treat. However, without entertainment, a holiday may seem boring. To have fun, you can come up with predictions for the New Year, comic fortune telling and games.

When can you use funny predictions?

The main purpose of comic predictions is to entertain and lift your spirits. You should not take such an undertaking too seriously. However, there were also cases when the received prediction was exactly fulfilled.

So that none of the guests are offended or upset, you need to choose good wishes, congratulations and toasts. It's a good idea to use jokes and humor. Games in this manner will be appropriate in any company:

• in the family circle;
• at a New Year's meeting with friends;
• at a corporate event;
• during New Year's evenings in cafes and restaurants;
• at children's New Year's parties.

The only rule is that wishes and predictions should be appropriate to the age of the players.

Types of comic fortune telling and predictions

The choice of games and entertainment at the holiday largely depends on the imagination of the organizer. They can be presented in various types and forms:

• fortune telling;
• comic predictions for the New Year;
• predictions-toasts;
• gypsy fortune telling
• entertaining competition.

To create a mysterious atmosphere, you can use “magic” objects:

• a bag of prophecies;
• a deck of cards;
• a bag or chest with magical symbols;
• colored cards;
• balls;
• “magic” candies.

Funny predictions

Playful prophecies resonate with guests at any party or banquet. Here you can come up with any predictions in prose and poetry, the main thing is that they are kind and as frivolous as possible. At the holiday, everyone present should enjoy and have fun, and not look for possible coincidences with life.

It is better to design the game in such a way that the guests receive random wishes. You can do this in several ways:

1. . All cookies are laid out on a large platter and participants are invited to choose one.
2. Place notes with wishes in candy wrappers. Distribute as you would for cookies.
3. Inflate balloons and put notes inside. At the appointed time, the balloons are distributed to the guests and asked to burst them. In this case, it is worth stocking up a little more balloons than required for the number of guests, since the balloons may burst at the wrong time.
4. You can stick notes with numbers on the bottom of the plates. All plates are left on a separate tray at the entrance. Each guest chooses his own plate. When it's time to play, the guests call out the numbers and the host reads out the predictions.

In the video there is an option with cookies:

You can come up with dozens of your own interesting predictions, or you can use ready-made ideas:

1. Hard work with spoon and fork at today's feast can bring great results.
2. You should pay close attention to every glass you take this evening - there is a risk of letting it slip past your lips.
3. Tonight will be the best evening, just like all the others.
4. The cockroaches living in the head will have an extremely fun year.
5. In the near future, the realization will come that the inner core is nothing more than an awl in one place.
6. There is one bad news - weight gain will soon occur. The good news is that this increase will be in the wallet area.
7. Your next vacation will be in a place where everything is inclusive. Even if it is a relative's house.
8. There is a sign: if neighbors from below are knocking on the radiator, then in the next few hours there will be a cheerful celebration in a noisy company.
9. In the new year there will be a meeting with a goldfish, but the fish will be baked and with vegetables.
10. Next year, watch your step carefully, then you won’t be able to stray from the road leading to great success.
11. In the near future you will be able to get rid of one of your bad habits. But make no mistake, 2 new ones will appear soon.
12. If you find a foreign object in a plate of salad, don’t be upset, this is a lucky sign.

Comic predictions based on zodiac signs

Fans of astrological horoscopes will certainly appreciate the forecasts that are intended separately for each zodiac sign. It is better to write notes with funny predictions not on white paper, but on multi-colored paper. To create a magical atmosphere, it is worth decorating them with large and small stars.

Options:

1. Aries men can now prepare for sharp turns in their lives. These are profitable deals and changes for the better. In other words, life will drive Aries into a stall with curly sheep and fragrant hay. Aries women urgently need to straighten their curls and polish their hooves - they need to meet their happiness and pleasant surprises from life fully armed.
2. Hot Taurus men must be assertive and steadfast in their decisions. Only in this case will they achieve their goals. They will be able to share happiness with a gentle and caring “chick”. It's time for Taurus women to come down from the clouds to the ground and start taking action. In the new year, each of them will reveal a new side of themselves. The obstinate “chicks” will become peaceful, and the quiet ones will receive a boost of energy.
3. The Gemini man's life is going well in the coming year. He will be surrounded by good, loyal friends, and there will always be a free minute for his favorite activity. In addition, in Gemini, others will recognize a wise leader. The Gemini woman will be able to strengthen her brilliant reputation. However, this is only possible if, instead of the bitter truth, she gives people a charming smile.
4. Cancer men will be able to find the most precious pearl even in the darkest of days, but for this they will have to work hard. Shy Cancer women risk being left without great love or fulfillment of hopes. To prevent this from happening, it’s time to stop moving backwards and burying yourself in the sand.
5. To take their place in the sun, Leo men will have to make a lot of effort. However, you shouldn’t expect any unpleasant surprises from the coming year - it will go smoothly and evenly. Graceful Lionesses women will be able to rest a little and stop carrying everything on their fragile shoulders. The situation will resolve itself.
6. Instead of self-examination, Virgo men should engage in self-development. This will not only increase self-esteem, but also improve relationships with friends and family. Virgo women should focus on receiving pleasure. Holidays, mass celebrations, meetings with close and old friends - all this will help you take your mind off problems and find self-love.
7. The stars in the sky are aligned in such a way that Libra men will not be able to avoid gifts of fate and successful resolution of problems. However, it takes a little effort to spin the wheel of fortune. It's time for Libra women to stop hesitating and weigh the pros and cons. You need to live this year as you dreamed. You need to release your emotions and dissolve in them.
8. Life will be in full swing for Scorpio men next year. To get everything done, they should carefully plan their day. As for those around you, they are unlikely to make plans for revenge, so there is no need to look askance at them. Scorpio women will shine more than ever in the near future. But for this you need to get creative. Those around you will be able to discern in Scorpio not only a player with nerves, but also a talented artist, poet or cook.
9. It's time for the Sagittarius man to stop threatening the world with sharp arrows. The universe will certainly respond to such a gesture with favor and good luck in business. Sagittarius will only have to enjoy life. The Sagittarius woman will have a lot of opportunities in the coming year to become even more beautiful, better and smarter. It is worth taking advantage of such offers, since big changes await Sagittarius in the near future. You need to enter your new life prepared.
10. This is not the time for Capricorn men to dig in their heels. Looking around, Capricorn will definitely find a reason for joy and fun. It will be much more pleasant to experience delight with the only muse who will surround you with care. Capricorn women can be completely confident that events will not pass them by next year. Romantic events await some, while exciting travels and adventures await others.
11. For life to flow in the right direction, an Aquarius man needs to make an effort. However, you shouldn’t get excited over trifles. The most important thing in the coming year is the support of loved ones and peace of mind. The time has come for pragmatic Aquarius women to call a little time out and do something extraordinary, for example, go on a trip without money or fall in love at first sight.
12. It's time for Pisces men to change their boring jobs and do what they have long dreamed of. Routine, like stagnant water in an aquarium, will not bring anything good. Pisces women will be able to devote themselves to family this year. “Heating the hearth” and “spawning” can be a fun and enjoyable activity.

Magic toasts-predictions

Magic toasts can help the toastmaster when the participants of the holiday sat down at the table after dancing. This will not allow guests to relax for a minute, because their main task for today is entertainment and pleasure. When coming up with toasts, you need to make sure that they are short, bright and funny:

1. Kindness, smiles, sun, peace. And soon there will be a new apartment.
2. May you be surrounded by comfort every day, and may your income always grow.
3. Ride the wave of good luck, let there be a summer house in the Maldives.
4. This is a toast to good health, and let it be accompanied by career growth.
5. Now there is no need to be sad in vain, because soon there will be new friends.
6. Success accompanies you in all your endeavors and may you live the best life.

Comic predictions for corporate events and colleagues

Corporate events often bring together a large, diverse group. For this reason, it is more difficult to come up with humorous wishes for colleagues. Some of those present are still young, others will soon retire. Some of the guests have not yet managed to start a family and children, while others will never be able to. Some parents are in good health, others are not.

In order not to touch a person's nerve, you should avoid jokes about age, children, and parents. You should also not mention weight, nationality and religion. It’s better to come up with jokes and wishes that relate directly to work. In this case, you can slightly scold the person, but then be sure to say kind words:

1. Enter the boss's office only with your left foot - after this you will receive a promotion.
2. Dozens of adventures and a lot of vivid sensations await you.
3. Fate will soon gild the pen and send you a good payday on the card.
4. Be smiling and energetic, then the whole year will go great.
5. When celebrating major victories in life, it’s worth stocking up on plenty of tea.
6. Take heart! In the near future, money will begin to attack from all sides.
7. There will be a strong explosion in the coming year. This will make all existing competitors and ill-wishers burst with envy.
8. There will be a promotion at work soon: the office will be moved 2 floors higher.
9. Look forward with hope - happiness awaits around the corner.
10. You should expect success in your work by next Saturday.
11. Delight awaits the heart - soon there will be a salary increase.
12. Life will give you real, kind, sympathetic, superior friends.

Comic predictions for an adult company

If a group of adults gathers, this does not mean that preference is given only to rich snacks and alcoholic drinks. Adults, no less than children, love to play fun games and have fun, so predictions and comic fortune-telling about the New Year will be greeted with enthusiasm. At the same time, you can add a little “pepper”. This makes the predictions even more interesting:

1. In the near future, there will be no room left for gray everyday life - they will be brightened up by a whirlwind romance with a charming lover (mistress).
2. In the coming year, the body itself will decide how much it sleeps, where and with whom. It’s better not to contradict him - he knows better.
3. Fate is actively sending signals, so you shouldn’t refuse to dance with people of the opposite sex tonight.
4. Look around more often - next year is favorable for intimate acquaintances.
5. A tour of Europe is already awaiting, and every day will be lucky in the horoscope.
6. Soon you will run aground, there is a five-star hotel nearby.
7. The New Year promises good luck and a dacha located near the sea.

Predictions for children

If you need to organize entertainment for schoolchildren and children, then you need to approach the preparation more creatively. Children of all ages love mystery and magic. It is better to write your wishes on colorful shiny mini-cards.

Prophecies should be kind, funny, and understandable to students. It’s even better to formalize them in the form of wishes. When coming up with suitable options, you shouldn’t put a lot of meaning into them. On the contrary, the more ridiculous the prediction sounds, the more fun and funny it will be for the children.

1. This year will be sweet, my friend. You will receive a bag of chocolate as a gift.
2. You will lift a 10 ton weight and you will be the main champion
3. If you find a new planet in the sky, you will receive a super prize - a rocket.
4. You can easily learn 105 languages.
5. You can easily play the violin and piano in a concert hall.

Fanta

The comic game Fanta has been popular for several decades. This type of entertainment is best suited for those occasions when there are 10 or more participants. The point of fortune telling is to collect a small object from all participants. It could be a hairpin, keychain or something else. The main thing is that the owner can be immediately identified from this item.

The collected items are placed in a large bowl and covered with a thick cloth. Alternatively, you can use an opaque bag. The game will also require predictions. They are written on separate small pieces of paper, carefully rolled up and placed in another container.

The presenter says the following phrase:

- What will happen to this phantom...

After that, he puts his hand into the container with personal items and pulls out 1 of them. The next step is to take out the note with the prediction and read it out loud.

Gypsy comic fortune telling for the New Year

Gypsies have the ability to predict future events. At the same time, not every person will agree to the offer to “gild the handle” when they see a gypsy on the street or in a passage. However, at the New Year's holiday there are hardly those who do not want to lift the secret veil of the future, even if it is only a fun game.

The role of the gypsy can be played by the toastmaster or one of the guests of the holiday organizers. To create the right atmosphere, just wear a wide, colorful skirt and throw a scarf over your shoulders.

There can be many game options. To do this, you need to use props. This is a deck of cards, a magic bag and much more.

Gypsy fortune telling

An original entertainment for guests will be the gypsy's comic prediction for the New Year and Christmas. To do this you will need a deck of fake cards. On one side of such a card there will be a colored back, and on the other - the text of the prediction. The gypsy fan reveals the cards and invites guests to draw 1. The prophecies here can be different:

1. It is better to stay away from casual relationships, as they can lead to unpleasant consequences.
2. It is better to refuse in time from partying at someone else’s expense. We must not forget that cheese can only be free in a mousetrap. Later they can calculate with interest.
3. An ardent admirer will appear in the near future, but you should not completely surrender to your feelings. First you need to check the relationship for falsehood.
4. There will soon be clarity in all financial matters. Income will increase sharply.
5. Gossipers may be lurking behind your back. To avoid such a turn, be more careful.
6. The wind of distant wanderings is ready to call for you. Don’t give up in a hurry - the trip promises pleasant memories.
7. In the near future, wealth and recognition may fall on your head. At such moments, do not forget about your loved ones.
8. Even if things aren't going smoothly right now, don't give up. A little more effort, and luck will certainly overtake you.
9. An unexpected event will happen soon. If you approach the problem wisely, everything will turn out well.

Fortune telling magic bag

A variation of the gypsy’s comic fortune-telling can be the game “Magic Bag”. It is carried out as follows. Small items are placed in a fabric bag or dark opaque bag. For each of these things, the prediction is written down on a piece of paper:

1. Flower. The person who receives such an item will in the near future experience great success in business and popularity among people of the opposite sex.
2. Ring. The ring you find promises a quick wedding or pleasant changes in your personal life.
3. Button. This is a symbol of a large family, its imminent replenishment.
4. Candy. It symbolizes a sweet, carefree life, tempting offers in the near future.
5. Handkerchief. To a temporary separation that will end with a joyful meeting.
6. A crust of bread. The player who comes across this item will soon encounter difficulties, but will be able to overcome them.
7. Bell or bell. Great fun, partying and happiness are already knocking on the door.
8. Coin. This is the main symbol of wealth and profit. A person may soon receive an inheritance or win the lottery.
9. Key. In the near future it is possible to change your place of residence, buy an apartment or house.
10. Bird feather. The player expects good news and news. They all promise positive changes in life.
11. Sliver. A small piece of wood promises good health.
12. Horseshoe. Soon life will get better. Changes will affect finances, love affairs and relationships between loved ones.
13. Beans (beans). It is a symbol of family happiness.
14. Bright ribbon. Soon there will be a long journey, full of bright moments.

Merry New Year's fortune telling

You can offer your guests a simple, but at the same time funny fortune telling on cards. It can put you in a positive mood and make even the most inveterate skeptic smile.

The gypsy woman offers accurate fortune telling, which will always tell only the truth. For maximum efficiency, a child is invited to sit on a deck of cards. After this, the gypsy asks each of the guests to draw 1 card from the deck. Those participants who draw a card with the suit of hearts next year will live happily and richly. The main trick is to first buy several identical decks of cards and select only cards with the suit of hearts. Thus, each participant in this game receives only a good and kind prediction.

All the above-described games, toasts, predictions and playful fortune-telling are just a small part of the entertainment that can be offered for entertainment on a festive evening. They are as versatile as possible and are suitable for family, friends, colleagues, and children.