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This type of entertainment, like playing funny fairy tales and scenes at a birthday party or corporate party, appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity. Moreover, everyone wants to participate, especially if there are elements of dressing up.

Professional presenters and toastmasters are best prepared in this regard. They always have a certain set of things for transformation: wigs, cool glasses, suits, skirts, funny ties, balls, sabers, weapons, musical instruments, masks, etc.

But you can also play funny fairy tales and skits at home. Firstly, you can also find something suitable for dressing up, and secondly, the main thing is internal transformation, the opportunity to improvise, use your sense of humor and just fool around.

That's why funny, cool fairy tales and skits go "Hurray!" in a close, friendly company, among friends and relatives when celebrating a birthday, holiday at home, at a corporate event.

We invite you to act out the famous fairy tale scene “About a turnip” and make it funny and cool. My recommendations for organizing this type of entertainment:

The main thing is to correctly distribute the roles between the guests, taking into account their acting abilities
If possible, dress the actors in the appropriate costume or add some attribute of clothing so that it is clear who it is?
Cosmetics or makeup can be used extensively
It is better that everyone has the text on a piece of paper or piece of paper
The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale about the turnip, stopping at the place where the participants must say their line.
That is, every time you mention the role played by the guests in a fairy tale scene, you need to say your own words or phrase. Naturally, you need to do this not just like that, but artistically and funny.

Here is the actual text for the fairy tale scene:

- Grandfather planted a turnip.
- The turnip has grown big.
- Grandfather went to pull a turnip.

- It pulls and pulls, but I can’t pull it out

-Grandfather called grandma.
- Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
- The grandmother called her granddaughter.
- Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
- The granddaughter called Zhuchka.
- A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
- Bug called the cat.
- Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
- The cat called the mouse.
- A mouse for a cat. Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pulled and pulled and pulled out the turnip.

In addition, you can assign or guests can choose the phrases that they should pronounce when their role in the fairy tale is mentioned:

turnip- Man, put your hands away, I’m not even 18 yet!

And here I am!

Dedka- I would kill him!

We do the deluge and run away!

I have become old, my health is not the same!

It's about to get so drunk!

Grandma- lately my grandfather has not satisfied me! (preferable)

Run Run!

Granddaughter-I'm ready!

Grandfather, grandmother, let's hurry up, I'm late for the disco!

Bug-I'm not a bug, I'm a bug!

Dog work!

Maybe it's better to smoke?

Cat-I can’t work without valerian!

Remove the dog from the site, I'm allergic!

Mouse- Finally!

Guys, maybe a shot glass?

These fairy tales funny scenes will take their rightful place in your collection of entertainment for adults at home, for corporate events.

Among other things, there are other options for performing this fairy tale scene. They will appear on this site in the near future.

It’s not bad if the role of the mouse that solves the whole problem goes to the leader or the hero of the occasion. Seven players-characters from the fairy tale Repka take part. The presenter distributes roles. The game is suitable for both children and adults. You can choose the characters' replicas - which ones you like best. or come up with your own.

Be careful!
1st player will turnip When the leader says the word "turnip", the player must say "Both-on" or “Both, that’s what I am...”

2nd player will grandfather When the leader says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill" or “I would kill him, damn it”

3rd player will grandma. When the leader says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh" or « Where are my 17 years old?

The 4th player will be granddaughter. When the leader says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet" or "I'm not ready"

The 5th player will be bug. When the leader says the word "Bug", the player must say "Woof-woof" or “Well, damn it, it’s a dog’s job.”

The 6th player will be cat. When the leader says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow-meow" or “Get the dog off the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!”

The 7th player will be mouse. When the presenter says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee-pee" or “Okay, okay, you’ll be gored by a mosquito!”

The game begins, the presenter tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.

Leading: Dear viewers! Would you like to see a fairy tale in a new way?

Familiar to the point of surprise, but with some additions... in one, well, very rural area, very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.

(Grandfather appears).
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: and grandfather planted a turnip.
(Turnip emerges)
Turnip: Both on! That's what I am!
Leading: Our turnip has grown big and big!
(Turnip emerges from behind the curtain)
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather:(leaning out from behind the curtain) I would kill him, damn it!
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather called Grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Grandma(emerging above the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Leading: grandma came...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Grandma is calling...

Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Granddaughter!
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: Didn't you put on lipstick? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: took on Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out... the Granddaughter is calling...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Leading: Bug!
Bug: Damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: Bug came running...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work...
Leading: I took on my Granddaughter...
Granddaughter:: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for Turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... she took the Bug...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading:: Cat!
Cat: Remove the dog from the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: the cat came running and grabbed onto the Bug...
Bug:
Leading:: The bug squealed...
Bug:(squealing) Well, damn it, it's a dog's job!
Leading: took on my granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: granddaughter - for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma - for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather - for the turnip...
turnip: Both on!
Leading:: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with wide strides...
Mouse: Everything is okay, will the Mosquito gore you?
Leading: Out of necessity, she went out and did it under the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I’m allergic to wool, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: How he screams in indignation...Mouse...Mouse: Everything is okay, will a mosquito gore you?
Leading: grabbed the Cat, Cat...
Cat: Take the dog away, I’m allergic to his fur, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: The cat grabbed onto the Bug again...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: The bug grabbed onto her granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter flies to grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma broke into Dedka...
Grandfather: E-may, I would kill!
Leading: Then the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root vegetable! Yes, apparently, by all accounts, this is not an ordinary mouse!
Mouse: It's okay, are you gored by a mosquito?
Turnip: Either way, that's what I am...
(Turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping away tears, Turnip hits the floor with his hat.)

You can come up with a fine as a punishment for those who go astray, for example, jump 5 times (for children) or drink a glass (for adults).

The fairy tale "Turnip - 2" - in a new way

The second tale is more complicated in that, in addition to words, each actor also needs to make appropriate movements. Therefore, before the fairy tale, right in front of the audience, you can rehearse.

Roles and their description:
turnip- at every mention of her, he raises his hands above his head in a ring and says: "Both on".
Grandfather- rubs his hands and says: "So-so".
Grandma- waves his fist at his grandfather and says: "I would kill".
Granddaughter- He rests his hands on his sides and says in a languid voice: "I'm ready".
Bug- wags his tail - "Bow-wow".
Cat- licks himself with his tongue - “Pssh-meow.”
Mouse- hides his ears, covering them with his palms - “Pee-pee-scat.”
Sun— stands on a chair and looks, and as the story progresses, he moves to the other side of the “stage.”

Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc.

If you wish, you can make masks. Print on a color printer and cut out, enlarging the picture to the desired size - depending on who the masks are needed for (children or adults).

Presenter: Russian folk tale “Turnip”!..
Grandfather planted...
Grandfather: Flies will eat me!..
Presenter: ...Turnip...

Turnip: Both-on!..
Presenter: Turnip has grown...
Turnip: Both-on!..
Presenter: ...big pri-big! Grandfather came...
Grandfather: Flies will eat me!
Presenter: Into the garden... and he took a turnip...
Turnip: Both-on!..
Presenter: ...he took it by the tops, strained, strained, and pulled.
He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out. But then his grandmother approached him...
Grandma: I'm always ready!
...hug from behind and very sexy whispered in Granny's ear...
Grandma: I'm always ready!
Grandma: I'm always ready!
Presenter: This is where Grandfather weakened...
Grandfather: Flies eat me!..
Presenter: ...and Grandfather tensed up in another place...
Grandfather: Flies eat me!..
Presenter: And because of the tops, Turnip mocked him...
Repka: Both-on!
Presenter: Out of nowhere, the Granddaughter came running to the garden...
Granddaughter: Well, nevermind!
Presenter: ...she managed to say when she saw this picture, and grabbed onto Grandma...
Grandma: I'm always ready!
Presenter: ...she moaned louder in Grandfather’s ear...
Grandfather: Flies eat me!..
Presenter: ...he said nervously and began to rhythmically pull the turnip tops...
Turnip: Both-on!..
Presenter: ...she exclaimed nervously, but did not give in to Grandfather...
Grandfather: Flies eat me!..
Presenter: ...he swore. And then Bug came running to his voice...
Bug: You are dogs yourself!..
Presenter: ... she barked at those present and grabbed hold of the Granddaughter... Granddaughter: Well, nevermind!..
Presenter: ...she became indignant and pulled Grandma...
Grandma: I'm always ready!..
Presenter: ...she kept talking about her feelings to Grandfather...
Grandfather: Flies eat me!..
Presenter: ...already quietly freaking out, he continued to tear Turnip...
Turnip: Both-on!..
Presenter: ...it was not given to him. But suddenly she appeared, walking on her own,
Cat…
Cat: Hello, my Murka and goodbye!..
Presenter: ...she grabbed onto the Bug...
Bug: You are dogs yourself!..
Presenter: ...she got angry and grabbed her Granddaughter...
Granddaughter: Well, nevermind!..
Presenter: ...she was surprised again and grabbed Grandma more tightly...
Grandma: I'm always ready!..
Presenter: ...she moaned sexually, hugging Grandfather from behind...

Grandfather: Flies eat me...!
Presenter: ...he groaned in unison and once again hit Repka in the tops...
Turnip: Both-on!..
Presenter: ...she exclaimed, enjoying herself, and remained hanging around in the garden...
Presenter: Suddenly, a Mouse came out from behind the barn with a wide gait...
Mouse: Pee-pee-pee-pee, be a weasel, who is the last one here?..
Presenter: ... tortured, oh, she asked and grabbed the cat by the tail...
Cat: Hello, my Murka, and goodbye, damn it!..
Presenter: ... she snorted indignantly, and how she would slash her claws at the Bug!..
Bug: You are dogs yourself!..
Presenter: ... she squealed offendedly and immediately chewed on her Granddaughter
Granddaughter: Well, nevermind!
Presenter: ...she was stunned and slapped Grandma on the backside...
Grandma: I'm always ready!..
Presenter: ... she moaned in pain at the top of her voice, and how she pulled Grandfather’s...
Grandfather: Flies eat me!..
Presenter: ...he got angry and pulled Turnip like that...
Turnip: Both-on!..
Presenter: ...she became indignant and left her usual place in the garden, freed from the rapists.
That’s the end of the fairy tale, and whoever listened – thank you all! Actors take a bow!

Good to do in groups. They choose characters and give them words. Each character says only one phrase.
Leading:
Where the mountains are high
in a house near the river
Once upon a time there was little grandfather Tolik
he is an alcoholic at heart.

Even though he was in his old age
stood firmly on his feet.
Since I haven’t poured it since morning
He lived well and had no worries.
Drink and let's scream...

Grandfather: We will live vigorously, mother!
Leading:
Grandma Anna lived with him
oh and it was harmful
Giantess height
chieftain's disposition
She gets her grandfather's drink
there was no life either
That's why she was bored
and greeted the neighbor
Grandfather - on a binge, she - to the neighbor
for an intimate conversation
Even though she kept saying...

Leading:
Their granddaughter was visiting them there,
This granddaughter is simply powerful!
It's a miniskirt and a slit!
Looks like he's wearing a skirt, maybe without it.
Breast-melon liquid,
lips filled with juice
And of course the miracle of legs
like from a playboy cover
It's like a rose has bloomed...

Granddaughter: Well, think about it!

Leading:
A on the farm y grandfather
it was nothing but a trifle
Two goats and a vegetable garden
yes the dog is at the gate
Nimble, nice little dog
yes, nicknamed Tail
Not at all from boasting
he just had no tail.
Either God didn't give it to him,
either he ripped it off somewhere
But the absence of a wave
didn't annoy anyone
The dog barked rather sluggishly...

Leading:
The cat Murka lived there,
she was clean
I ate whiskey, drank juice,
yes, she slept on the armchair.
And in my maiden dreams
I was waiting for the young prince.
She has bad weather in her soul...

Cat: Where do you roam, my happiness?

Leading:
The Mouse lived there at ease
He was stronger and taller than everyone else
The whole Mouse village knew
he was the first bouncer
In a village tavern
called "Sake"
And in the village all the people
The mouse called the muzzle
It's just great to talk to him...

Mouse: Fir-paly sha atas!

Leading:
Well, now you all know
the inhabitants of their house.
So here's part two:
one day in early May
Grandfather to an alcoholic
the thought came to trouble
He decided to plant turnips
he went out into the field at dawn
I buried the grains in the ground,
buried it, watered it...
And I went to hand over the glass...

Grandfather: We will live, mother is vigorous!

Leading:
And then he went on a drinking binge
and forgot about my root.
Well, it's summer at this time
it was generous in the heat
The turnips were ripe and filling
Yes, I washed myself with the rains
So by autumn she
became large and strong.
Everyone around admired...

Leading:
Grandfather came out into the field and looked...

Grandfather: We will live, mother is vigorous!
Leading:
Grandfather strained himself
but only one belt
The frail one burst from movement
there's such tension
At least there's a turnip there.
Grandfather tried again
But there is no progress to be seen...

Grandfather: We will live, mother is vigorous!

Leading:
And he left the field
finish your moonshine.
And at that time from a neighbor
grandma walked after the conversation
Grandma sees a turnip in the field
and twice the field size.
It pulls this way and that,
Yes, the reserve of strength has dried up.
I shouldn't have gone to my neighbor...

Grandma: The other needs strength!

Leading:
Stretching out on the porch
she crawled to the stove and sends her granddaughter to Sveta
pull turnips for lunch
The granddaughter raised an eyebrow...

Granddaughter: Well, think about it!

Leading:
I went out into the field to pick turnips
and doesn’t know how to approach her.
And he’ll push her sideways
and presses the other way around.
The girl tore her stockings -
the turnip is where it was.
The girl spat out of frustration
and went to change outfits
At the fence Tail
and breaks his strap.
I would like to refresh myself from the beginning...

Dog: Give me something to eat, I don’t have enough bones!

Leading:
Little Tail Untied
ordered to pull turnips
ran up to grab it with his teeth
and let's bite her
And claw and mouth together
only the turnips are all in place
Smiling sitting
and moves the tops.
Kobelek with this annoyance
made a "psy" on this turnip
Growled for another minute
and wandered tiredly into the booth.
And about all these things
Murka already knew
Resting on the porch
and I saw the whole picture.
Passions suddenly boiled over in Murka...

Leading:
She wanted it so bad
apply maturity somewhere
K turnip crept up from behind
Yes, she dug in with her claws!
I pulled as hard as I could
I just dulled my claws.
Just woke up from a drinking binge
Tolik-grandfather on an old bed
And I decided to attract people
go out to the garden together.
Make a circle around the turnip...

Turnip: Now I’m your first friend!

Leading:
Grandmother's trousers
clutches in two hands
The granddaughter came running too
and got into a cutesy pose
Scoundrel Tail
he grabbed her stocking.
Well, Murka is our light
looks for a tail, but there is none.
Murka was very surprised
She grabbed Tailtail's paw.
Here they are pulling that turnip
only the strength fades and fades
Who swears like a thief...

Grandfather: We will live, mother is vigorous!
Leading:
Who's making cute noises...
Grandma: The other needs strength!
Leading:
The granddaughter has already brought everyone...
Granddaughter: Well, think about it!
Host: The dog whines again at first...
Dog: Give me something to eat, I don’t have enough bones!
Host: Murka is boiling with passion...
Murka: Where are you wandering, my happiness?

Leading:
That heavy barge-haul howl
our heard Mouse hero
To showdown in the garden
the muzzle hastened
And I decided to help for once...

Mouse: Fir-paly sha atas!

Leading:
Slowly approaches the turnip,
looks around everyone with an impudent glance
Turnip tenderly hugs
and takes it out of the garden.
Everyone gathered around...

Turnip: Now I’m your first friend!

Leading:
Here our people reached out,
started up, looked around
And he went to drink moonshine,
It’s good that he’s always there.
Moonshine flows like a river
there is a feast in the village.
And our story is over...

Mouse: Fir-paly sha atas!

Corporate culture is an important environmental factor in any company. If the principles of corporate culture are correctly formed in an organization, people work with full dedication, and the company achieves its goals faster. - another way to strengthen the friendly atmosphere and establish warm relationships in the team.

There are many reasons for such events: calendar celebrations, company anniversaries, completion of important projects, employee birthdays. Professional hosts, pop artists, singers, and dance groups are invited to host the celebrations.

A more soulful version of the holiday is guaranteed if you come up with a program yourself and, moreover, directly participate in it. And you don’t have to find much time to prepare the celebration, because it is not necessary to have a carefully rehearsed script. Fairy tales in a new way for a corporate party will help create a good mood for everyone.

Such performances do not require serious preparation; on the contrary, impromptu, improvisation is the most valuable thing in such productions. Costumes and scenery are selected in a stylized manner. Roles can be distributed according to the nature of the characters, but it can also be done by drawing lots. No rehearsals are needed. Success largely depends on the leader. Reading a fairy tale, arranging pauses and accents, he helps the artists.

There are several types of such fairy tales - shapeshifters. A fairy tale based on pantomime does not involve memorizing texts. Each actor, getting used to his role (often an inanimate character), tries to illustrate the presenter’s story with gestures and body movements. Costumes and decorations are optional. Scenarios for fairy tales in a new way for corporate events can be found on the Internet, or you can come up with them yourself.

Pantomime fairy tale for a corporate party

Characters:
Leading;
King and Queen;
Prince and Princess;
two Horses;
Oak and Puddle;
Breeze and Crow;
two Frogs;
Snake robber.

Act one

Presenter (V.): The curtain opens!

(Curtain runs across the stage, imitating the opening of curtains).

V.: In front of us is a snow-covered clearing, and on it is a mighty, spreading and slightly brooding Oak tree.

(Oak appears, swinging its mighty branch arms).

V.: A young, imposing and slightly pensive Crow sat comfortably on its strong branches.

(The Crow appears and, cawing, “sits” on the Oak).

V.: At the roots of a mighty oak tree there is a wide, deep, ice-covered Puddle.

(If conditions do not allow Puddle to lie down, you can put a chair for her).

V.: in Puddle, two cheerful green Frogs croaked freely.

(Two Frogs jump out and, croaking, sit down on different sides of the puddle; the Crow continues to croak, and the Oak continues to sway).

V: You can hear thunder in the distance.

(Thunder appears, making loud sounds, shouting: “Fuck-cracker!”).

V: The curtain is closing!

(The curtain walks across the stage with arms raised, simulating curtains closing.)

Act two

V.: The curtain opens! (The curtain returns to its place, repeating its movements only backwards).

V.: In a snowy clearing, on the branches of a mighty spreading Oak tree, a pretty Crow sits, cawing at the top of her lungs. At the foot of the oak tree a full-flowing Puddle spread out, on which two croaking frogs perched.

(Participants repeat their movements, synchronously accompanying the text).

V.: A fresh breeze blew, tickled the crow’s feathers, refreshed the wet paws of the frogs.

(The breeze lifts the hair on the Crow's head and waves his hands at the Frogs).

V.: A beautiful Princess appears. She carefreely jumps around the clearing and catches snowflakes.

(The princess duplicates the text with appropriate movements).

V.: Suddenly, somewhere nearby, Horse No. 1 neighed. Prince Charming rode out into the clearing, riding a young stallion.

(The first Horse appears with the exclamation “I-go-go!” and Prince Charming is riding on it).

V.: The prince and princess met their eyes and were dumbfounded. They immediately fell in love with each other at first sight.

(The Prince and Princess first freeze, stare intently, then bow.)

V.: The curls of the young couple were gently ruffled by a fresh breeze. Having played enough with the lovers, a fresh breeze sat under the Crow’s wing.

(The breeze repeats the movements according to the text).

V.: Suddenly thunder was heard, and the Oak tree began to tremble with its entire mighty body. The crow flies away to the south, croaking in panic, and the fresh Breeze follows. The frightened Frogs croaked.

(All listed characters portray and voice their roles).

V.: The Terrible Robber galloped up on his horse No. 2. He takes the Princess with him.

(The Robber on Horse hugs the Princess and drags her along).

V.: Everything is quiet. The prince sobs and tries to drown himself in a puddle out of grief.

(The Prince puts his head on Luzha’s lap and sobs loudly.)

V.: Curtain!

(The curtain runs backwards across the stage.)

Act three

V.: The curtain opens! (The curtain passes across the stage again, simulating the opening of curtains.)

V.: Within the walls of the castle, the King and Queen are crying, mourning their missing daughter. Everyone is crying, including Oak and Puddle.

(The King and Queen appear arm in arm, with loud sobs. Everyone greets them with bitter exclamations).

V.: The Prince asks for blessings from the King and Queen and rushes off to find the Princess.

(The Prince kneels on one knee in front of the Queen and she makes the cross over him.)

V.: Thunder roars again and the Robber appears on his Horse. The Prince and the Robber fight.

(Scene of the battle between the Prince and the Robber on Horses).

V.: The robber is defeated! A crow and a fresh breeze are returning from the south. A fresh breeze brings the young princess.

(The robber runs away, Veterok appears with the Princess in his arms).

Presenter: The king and queen saw the prince and princess and rushed to kiss everyone.

(The King and Queen kiss all the fairy tale heroes present).

V.: Then they heard the chimes. After all, they completely forgot that today is New Year, but they realized it in time and started drinking champagne.

Such a tale can be adapted to any time of year and any holiday.

A slightly more complicated version of the fairy tale in a new way for a corporate party - based on roles with text. The lines are very small and are repeated constantly throughout the production, after each mention of the character by the presenter, creating a special charm for the actors.

“Turnip” - a fairy tale with voiced roles

For a fairy tale - improvisation, you need to prepare some props:

curtain (held by two participants);
beard for grandfather;
apron for grandmother;
cap with tail for turnip;
costume elements of a dog, mouse and cat.

Characters:
Leading;
A turnip with the remark “Oba-na, that’s what I am...”;
Grandfather - “I would kill him, damn it”
Grandma - “Where are my 17 years old?”;
Granddaughter - “I’m not ready”;
Dog Bug - “Well, damn it, it’s a dog’s job”;
Cat - “Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
Mouse - It’s okay, will a mosquito gore you?”

It’s not bad if the role of the mouse that solves the whole problem goes to the leader or the hero of the occasion.

Presenter (V.): In Japan there is a theater where all roles - male and female - are played only by men. Today you have on tour such a theater of 7 actors (invites those interested) with a fairy tale in a new way for the Turnip corporate party. .

A small curtain is erected and the artists hide behind it.

V.: Dear viewers! Would you like to see a fairy tale in a new way? Familiar to the point of surprise, but with some additions... in one, well, very rural area, very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.

(Grandfather appears).

Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!

V.: and grandfather planted a turnip.

(Turnip emerges)

Turnip: Oh-ba-na! That's what I am!

V.: Our turnip has grown big and big!

(Turnip emerges from behind the curtain)

Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!

V.: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.

Grandfather: (leaning out from behind the curtain) I would kill him, damn it!

Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!

V.: Grandfather called Grandfather.

Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!

Grandma (emerging above the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!

V.: grandma came...

Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?

Host: Grandma for grandpa...

Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!

V.: Grandfather for the turnip...

Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!

Presenter: They pull, they pull, but they can’t pull it out. Grandma is calling...

Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?

Presenter: Granddaughter!

Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!

Q: Didn’t you put on lipstick? Granddaughter came...

Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!

V.: took on Grandma...

Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?

V.: Grandma for Grandfather...

Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!

V.: Grandfather for the turnip...

Turnip: both of us, that’s what I am!

V.: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out... Granddaughter is calling...

Granddaughter: I'm not ready!

Presenter: Bug!

Zhuchka: Damn it, it's a piece of work!

Presenter: Bug came running...

Zhuchka: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work...

Presenter: I took on my Granddaughter...

V.: I’m not ready...

Host: Granddaughter for Grandmother...

Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?

V.: Grandma for Grandfather...

Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!

Presenter: Grandfather for Turnip...

Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!

V.: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... she took the Bug...

Zhuchka: damn it, it's a piece of work!

V.: A cat!

Cat: Remove the dog from the area! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!

Presenter: the cat came running and how it grabbed onto the Bug...

V.: The bug squealed...

Bug: (squealing) Well, damn it, it's a dog's job!

V.: took on my granddaughter..

Granddaughter: I’m not ready...

V.: granddaughter - for Grandma...

Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?

Presenter: Grandma - for Dedka...

Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!

V.: Grandfather - for the turnip...

Repka: Both-on!

V.: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with wide strides...

V.Y: Out of necessity, she went out and did it for the Cat.

Cat: Take the dog away. I’m allergic to wool, I can’t work without valerian!

Presenter: How the mouse will scream with indignation...

Mouse: It's okay, will a mosquito gore you?

V.: grabbed the Cat, Cat...

Cat: Take the dog away, I’m allergic to his fur, I can’t work without valerian!

Presenter: the cat grabbed onto the Bug again...

Zhuchka: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!

Host: The bug grabbed hold of her granddaughter...

Granddaughter: I’m not ready...

V.: The granddaughter is flying towards her grandmother...

Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?

V.: Grandma broke into Dedka...

Grandfather: I would have killed him!

V.: here the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root vegetable! Yes, apparently, by all accounts, this is not an ordinary mouse!

Mouse: It's okay, will a mosquito gore you?

Repka: Oba, that’s what I’m like...

(Turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping away tears, Turnip hits the floor with his hat.)

All the artists come out to bow. The tour of the Japanese theater ended with thunderous applause. Have you decided to try a more serious production? You can put the fairy tale in verse in a new way for a corporate party; the video offers a more complicated and no less interesting version of the fairy tale “Turnip”. We suggest you read it.